Dec 20, 2021

Happy holidays, losers! We get into the festive spirit by watching one of the most fucked up and beloved Christmas movies ever: Home Alone (1990). It turns out the true meaning of Christmas is made up of heartwarming, demented traps. We also expose Antonio’s orchestra of sounds, give a shout out to child actors,...

Dec 6, 2021

Take your shoes off and join us for our action-packed holiday special with Die Hard (1988). Is it a Christmas movie? We could answer that but instead we talk about Animal Crossing for way too long, our friend dynamics, small teenage boy Justin Long, Antonio’s lack of pay, Murder Boner Karl, each other’s villain...

Nov 22, 2021

On today’s very queer episode we talk at length about love, lust, loss, and meowing during our watch of Call Me By Your Name (2017). Yes, we make nasty jokes we shouldn’t but have you met us? We also sit through the world’s worst cold open, struggle with every single actors’ name, mention the fault in our toes,...

Nov 8, 2021

Y’all wanted a twist, eh? Spooky season isn’t over yet! Listen to us drunkenly try to grasp the story of our beloved Saw (2004). We miss plot points but instead of that, we rant about Youtube videos from the beginning of time, chick movies, Mickey Mouse’s tail, a thrilling game of “who gets the gun and who gets...

Oct 25, 2021

In today’s episode, we declared that we wouldn’t create a think piece, yet we put our brain cells together to make thoughts! The discourse on Get Out (2017) got deep as we discussed the real implications for the lives of black folx in America. Amongst the discourse, there was also space for goofs on Little...